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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
DAMN!
OH, KELSO MISSES ANOTHER ONE.
I BELIEVE THAT'S H-O-R.
AH, YOU ARE A WHORE.
NO, THE GAME IS HORSE.
OH.
OK, YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, I'M GONNA GO HOME.
I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK.
YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
YEAH.
LOOK, I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
I'VE GOT A 1,000-WORD TERM PAPER DUE MONDAY,
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SWEATING.
I'VE GOT A WHOLE CRAPPY SUNDAY TO DO IT.
JACKIE, DON'T GO HOME.
I MEAN, STEVE MARTIN'S HOSTING SATURDAY NIGHT.
I HATE THAT SHOW, OK?
THEY HAVE THESE COMMERCIALS WHICH YOU THINK ARE REAL,
BUT THEY'RE NOT REAL.
AND THEN YOU WANT TO BUY THE STUFF.
OK, SEE YOU, MICHAEL.
BYE. BYE.
Jackie: SHUT UP!
KELSO, JACKIE DOES HER HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
THAT'S SO HIP.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT JACKIE ANYMORE
BECAUSE I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER.
WE ARE SO TIRED OF HEARING YOU SAY THAT.
NO, I AM. I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER.
YEAH? WHEN?
I'M PICKING MY MOMENT.
HEY, WHERE'S FEZ?
MAKE THAT SHOT, WHORE!
♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪
HELLO, WISCONSIN!
[MUSIC PLAYS]
WELL, NOW, AREN'T THE WAFFLES EXTRA DELICIOUS
THIS WONDERFUL MORNING?
DID YOU QUIT SMOKING AGAIN?
AND WHY DO YOU ASK, LITTLE ONE?
WELL, YOU'RE KIND OF TALKING LIKE SNOW WHITE, SO I FIGURED...
Red: ERIC!
WHICH IS GREAT. UM, I REALLY WANT YOU TO QUIT.
WELL, I SHOULD HAVE QUIT A LONG TIME AGO.
I'M A NURSE. I KNOW BETTER.
MORE SAUSAGE?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
HELLO.
OH. OH, THAT'S... THAT'S TOO BAD.
WELL, SURE. WE'LL BE GLAD TO.
YEAH. SEE YOU SOON.
GOOD-BYE.
WHO WAS THAT, DEAR?
UH, MY MOTHER.
SEEMS LIKE UNCLE PAUL BROKE HIS ANKLE AND, UH,
SHE'S GOING TO CHURCH WITH US TODAY.
NO, SHE'S NOT.
IT'S PAUL'S TURN TO TAKE HER.
WELL, LIKE I SAID, HE BROKE HIS ANKLE.
BROKEN ANKLE, WHATEVER. IT'S HIS TURN.
KITTY, THE MAN IS INJURED.
OK, THAT IS JUST GREAT.
HA HA HA. I WILL JUST TAKE A CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER.
BECAUSE... QUEEN BERNICE...
DOESN'T LIKE HAM.
OK, OK, LOOK. I'LL JUST CALL HER
AND TELL HER THAT WE CAN'T MAKE IT.
OH, RED, RED, RED, RED, RED.
YOU KNOW WHO'LL GET BLAMED FOR THAT.
WELL, WHY SHOULD SHE BLAME YOU? SHE'S MY MOTHER.
SOMETHING SHE NEVER LETS ME FORGET.
LOOK, YOU CAN TELL HER I'M SICK OR SOMETHING.
ERIC, GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON THAT SHIRT
YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE YOU.
ERIC, JUST STAY THERE.
YOUR MOTHER IS JUST BEING RIDICULOUS.
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S RIDICULOUS
IS GIVING YOUR MOTHER OUR PHONE NUMBER!
WHAT'S BEING RIDICULOUS IS...
HOLD IT. HOLD IT!
HOLD... HOLD IT.
NOW, LOOK, LET'S JUST STAY CALM.
MOM, IF IT'LL HELP YOU OUT,
I'LL HANG OUT WITH GRANDMA...
SO SHE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ERIC,
I'M THE ONE WHO SAYS "HOLD IT."
WHEN YOU PAY THE BILLS,
YOU GET TO SAY "HOLD IT."
NOW GET IN THE CAR
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A DAMN NICE SUNDAY!
WELL, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
JUST TRY AND STOP ME!
DAMN.
HERE SHE COMES.
OH, GOD, RED, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
KITTY, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND LIGHT UP.
I'M FINE.
CAREFUL, GRANDMA.
AAH!
IT'S JUST MY DRESS.
WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, BERNICE.
I HATE THIS CAR. YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE THIS CAR.
YOUR BROTHER JERRY HAS A BEAUTIFUL CAR.
A LINCOLN.
I BET HE MAKES MORE MONEY, A LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO.
ALRIGHTY, THEN.
SO, KITTY, ERIC TELLS ME THAT YOU QUIT SMOKING.
YES, YES, I DID QUIT AND I JUST... I FEEL GREAT. HA HA!
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, DEAR.
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY GHOST,
AMEN.
PLEASE STAND FOR A MOMENT OF SILENT MEDITATION.
Kitty, thinking: DEAR GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME QUIT SUCH A FILTHY, DISGUSTING...
SOOTHING, DELICIOUS HABIT.
OH GOD, I CAN'T DO THIS!
NO NO. I'M FINE!
AMEN!
Bernice, thinking: DEAR GOD,
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE POLACKS?
Eric, thinking: DEAR GOD,
I DON'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU ON YOUR DAY OFF,
BUT I PROMISED TO HELP OUT WITH GRANDMA,
AND I HAVE A TERM PAPER DUE TOMORROW,
SO IF YOU COULD EITHER GET HER TO LEAVE EARLY TODAY
OR BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL TOMORROW,
I MEAN, EITHER/OR, GOD'S CHOICE.
IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT, MAN. GOD. LORD.
UH, AMEN.
Red, thinking: DEAR LORD,
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO GIVE THE PACKERS A WINNING SEASON?
AMEN.
OH, AND WATCH OVER MY LOVING FAMILY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
TV Announcer: WELCOME TO WORSHIP FOR SHUT-INS.
CHANGE IT.
[BOWLING PINS BEING KNOCKED DOWN]
ALL RIGHT, CHANGE THAT.
HOW DID WE CHANGE CHANNELS BEFORE FEZ?
I DON'T THINK WE DID.
OH, YOU GUYS, I GOT TO WORK ON MY TERM PAPER.
WHERE'S GRANDMA?
OH, SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM.
SO I'VE GOT, LIKE, 20 MINUTES, 1/2 HOUR, TOPS.
WHAT'S THE ASSIGNMENT?
ALL RIGHT. IN 1,000 WORDS, DESCRIBE THE 3 BRANCHES
OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND THEIR FUNCTIONS.
I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
WELL, GO UP AND TELL THEM YOU HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO.
NO. I WANT TO KEEP PEACE IN THE FAMILY.
YEAH, DONNA.
FORMAN WANTS THE HALLMARK CARD FAMILY.
THE WHAT?
YOU KNOW, GRANDMA COMES OVER...
[HYDE IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW ON THIS BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY...
YOUR SMILING FACE, YOUR KIND EMBRACE,
HAS MADE MY HOME A HAPPY PLACE.
[HYDE IN SCRATCHY VOICE] AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE THE ONE
TO WHOM I GAVE MY LOVING SON.
[HYDE AS RED] AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY
BECAUSE OTHERWISE LIFE WOULD BE CRAPPY.
I DON'T WANT THAT.
YEAH, YOU DO. I CAN SEE IT IN THOSE WIDE, HOPEFUL EYES.
BUT THE REALITY IS THIS.
TO MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW...
YOU TOOK MY SON.
YOU WRECKED MY LIFE.
YOU STOLE MY YOUTH.
YOU HATE MY WIFE.
I DO MY BEST.
NOW, THAT'S A JOKE.
I'M GOING OUT.
I NEED A SMOKE!
DAMN IT, ERIC.
QUIT HIDING FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
SHE'S OLD! SHE COULD DIE! NOW MOVE IT!
I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM.
FALSE ALARM!
OH.
LOOK, GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
WE CAN DO THIS.
THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY WORDS DOES HE HAVE?
HIS NAME, THE DATE, THE CLASS...
SEVEN.
HE'S SCREWED.
USE HIS MIDDLE NAME.
SEE, NOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME.
THAT IS WHY I DO MY HOMEWORK ON SATURDAY.
THIS IS A MOMENT, KELSO. PICK IT.
AHEM. I THINK YOU ALL COULD LEARN SOMETHING
FROM ME RIGHT NOW.
MOMENT NUMBER 2.
ALL RIGHT! JACKIE, WE NEED TO TALK.
[HUMMING HULA MUSIC]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DID THE SAME PAPER LAST YEAR IN HISTORY.
I THINK I GOT AN "A."
YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME AND GET IT?
LET ME THINK.
YEAH!
HOLD ON, DONNA.
JACKIE, WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUA... GAAH!
JACKIE, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD?
OK.
DO NOT BREAK UP WITH HER YET. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
ALL THIS TIME
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE JACKIE.
AAH!
JUST DON'T BREAK UP WITH HER YET.
OK, OK.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, WHAT DO WE NEED JACKIE FOR, MAN?
I KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS STUFF THAN SHE DOES.
THE THREE TRUE BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT
ARE MILITARY, CORPORATE, AND HOLLYWOOD.
I NEED A PENCIL. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
JACKIE, RUN!
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
YEAH, THE CHICKEN WILL BE DONE SOON.
I CAN'T EAT CHICKEN.
YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IRRITABLE BOWEL.
YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A HAM.
OH, BOY, GRANDMA, THAT WAS A GREAT SERVICE THIS MORNING,
DON'T YOU THINK?
WELL, I THINK THE PASTOR TALKED TOO MUCH ABOUT FORGIVENESS.
SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE FORGIVEN.
THIS IS WHY THEOLOGY IS SUCH A RICH TOPIC...
YOU KNOW, BERNICE, SOME PEOPLE DON'T NEED FORGIVENESS.
THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE UNDERSTANDING.
OH, TOO TRUE, HAVE YOU SEEN GODSPELL?
YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
IS HOW IN HELL A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN
LIKE MY RED COULD HAVE THROWN AWAY EVERYTHING...
GRANDMA, WHY DON'T WE GO INTO THE LIVING ROOM
AND I'LL RUB YOUR FEET?
WHAT A WONDERFUL BOY! OH!
LOOK AT HOW THIN YOU ARE.
IS YOUR MOTHER FEEDING YOU ENOUGH?
YOU SHOULD COME AND LIVE WITH ME.
HA, HA, AHH... NO.
OH, HI. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY TO THE GARAGE
TO, UH, FIX... THIS.
DAD, JUST WATCH YOUR GAME.
NAH, NAH. IT'S JUST THE PACKERS. UH...
ERIC, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING?
WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME HOMEWORK.
OH, THAT'S IMPORTANT.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY IT'S A REALLY INTERESTING...
ERIC, A LITTLE LESS TALK AND A LITTLE MORE RUBBING.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF MY BUNION.
OH BOY.
AAH. AAH. OOH.
GOOD-BYE, ERIC. I AM GOING HOME NOW.
NO! I MEAN, FEZ, YOU HAVEN'T MET GRANDMA.
OH, HELLO, GRANDMA.
OH, IN MY VILLAGE, WE WORSHIP FEET.
AND THESE DOGS ARE A HOLY TREASURE.
YOU WANT TO RUB THEM?
MAY I?
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
OHH! OHH! OHH!
OHH! OHH!
HEY, DAD.
DAMN IT, ERIC!
DON'T SNEAK UP ON A PERSON LIKE THAT WHEN THEY'RE DOING... THIS.
HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?
I RUBBED HER FEET.
WELL, YOU'RE A BRAVE ONE.
BETTER GET BACK IN THERE.
HEY, DAD, YOU COMING BACK INSIDE?
ERIC... I LOVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER VERY, VERY MUCH.
I JUST CAN'T TALK TO HER OR SPEND ANY TIME WITH HER.
DID I MENTION THAT I'M IN THERE RUBBING HER FEET?
YOU KNOW, SON,
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN.
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST GET BACK IN THERE.
WITH THEIR SUGAR-COATED IDEALS
DESIGNED TO ANESTHETIZE THE IGNORANT MASSES.
WHY? SO THAT THE MILITARY/CORPORATE BRANCHES
COULD CARRY OUT WORLD DOMINATION.
ALL RIGHT. READ THAT BACK TO ME.
OK. [CLEARS THROAT]
WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH.
YOU DIDN'T GET THAT?
ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST USE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA.
OH, OH, YOU JUST WANT TO VOMIT UP FACTS
FROM AN ENCYCLOPEDIA?
YES.
OK. FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? VOMIT AWAY.
I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS, THEN.
ERIC, ARE YOU DOWN HERE?
HE'S NOT DOWN HERE, MRS. FORMAN.
DONNA, GOOD, WHY DON'T YOU COME UP AND EAT WITH US?
I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.
NOT YOU, STEVEN. GRANDMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
YOU LUCKY BASTARD.
WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?
OH, UM, YOU KNOW HELP YOURSELF TO THE DEEP FREEZE.
BUT EVERYTHING'S FROZEN.
AND I HAVE A DRYER.
HONEY, THESE, UH, CHEESY POTATOES ARE DELICIOUS.
MMM.
THANK YOU, HONEY.
THEY REALLY ARE GREAT, MRS. FORMAN.
WE HAVE THEM WHENEVER GRANDMA COMES OVER,
'CAUSE MOM KNOWS HOW MUCH SHE LOVES THEM, RIGHT, GRANDMA?
THEY MAKE ME SICK.
I'M ALLERGIC TO DAIRY.
OH, HOW SAD.
MA, THIS IS WISCONSIN.
YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO DAIRY.
WELL, MAYBE SHE'S JUST ALLERGIC TO MY DAIRY. HA HA.
IF YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DAIRY,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE.
I MEAN, CREAM IS DAIRY.
DONNA, I JUST... NO, NO, NO, OK?
YOU SHUT UP, ERIC.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
GRANDMA, THAT'S DONNA. YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR 16 YEARS.
I HAVE NOT.
ANYWAY, I LIKE YOUR NEW FRIEND BETTER.
THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.
DONE!
I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE IN THE, UH, GARAGE.
RACCOONS.
BYE.
WELL, UM, I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
I'M GOING BACK DOWNSTAIRS. EXCUSE ME.
SO, LET'S SAY WE WATCH LAWRENCE WELK, HUH, GRANDMA?
NO, I'M GOING TO WATCH LAWRENCE WELK
WITH MY NEW FRIEND.
YOU UP FOR ANOTHER FOOT RUB, DESI?
OOH... FRY TIME
HOT, HOT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH? UH... JUST WORKING ON YOUR REPORT HERE
AND... HAVING SOME FRIES.
YOU PUT FRENCH FRIES IN MY MOM'S DRYER?
YEAH, WELL, THE FISH STICKS ARE TOO FLAKY, SO I JUST...
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING.
FINALLY.
WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?
WE HAD TO LOOK FOR THE PAPER.
AND...
EAT, AND THEN SOME STUFF HAPPENED, YOU KNOW.
YOUR SHIRT'S ON INSIDE OUT.
YEAH, THAT'S... THE STUFF.
WHERE'S THE PAPER?
RIGHT. OK, SEE,
IT WASN'T ON THE THREE BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT.
IT WAS ON THE FOUR FOOD GROUPS.
OK, LOOK, MY DAD'S GOT THE WORLD BOOKS.
I'LL JUST RUN NEXT DOOR AND GET "G."
OOH. I'LL GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN BREAK UP WITH HER NOW.
YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY
TRYING TO TEAR ME AND JACKIE APART!
MORON. EVERY DAY YOU SAY YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH HER.
WELL... YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT FOOLIN' AROUND.
SHE BUYS ME STUFF.
SHE HOOVERED YOUR CHEST, MAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE HELP WITH MY PAPER,
AND YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
WE PUT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IN.
JEAN-CLAUDE?
YEAH. IT'S TWO WORDS.
YOU GUYS SUCK!
JUST... THANK GOD FOR DONNA.
OK. BAD NEWS.
MY MOM SOLD SOME AT A GARAGE SALE,
BUT WE HAVE "B," "X," AND "R."
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
NOW, YOU LISTEN UP.
I HAVE HAD AN EXTREMELY STRESSFUL DAY,
AND I AM NOT PROUD OF WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY,
BUT SOMEONE GIVE ME A CIGARETTE.
NOW!
BUT, MOM, WE DON'T SMOKE.
CUT THE CRAP, ERIC.
I AM A NURSE.
I KNOW THAT ONE IN FIVE TEENAGERS SMOKE.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
NOW, I AM GOING TO CLOSE MY EYES,
AND WHEN I OPEN THEM,
THERE HAD BETTER BE A CIGARETTE BETWEEN THESE TWO FINGERS.
COME ON, PEOPLE, HOP TO!
THANK YOU.
LIGHT!
Red: KITTY!
KITTY!
KITTY?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, RED.
MA SAYS THE CAT BIT HER,
SO I'M DOWN HERE LOOKIN' FOR IT.
DAD, WE DON'T HAVE A CAT.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
WELL, UH...
YOU KNOW, WE REALLY... WE SHOULDN'T LEAVE
YOUR POOR LITTLE FOREIGN FRIEND UP THERE ALONE WITH GRANDMA.
SO, REALLY, IT'S KIND OF NICE DOWN HERE.
[LAUGHING]
OH, THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL DINNER.
WELL, YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME.
I HOPE I WASN'T ANY BOTHER.
OH, MA, YOU'RE NO BOTHER.
YOU'RE AS WELCOME AS...
FLOWERS IN MAY.
BERNICE, HERE, I WRAPPED UP SOME CHICKEN
FOR YOU TO TAKE HOME.
OHH, THANK YOU, DEAR.
AND I... I HOPE YOU PUT SOME OF THOSE CHEESY POTATOES IN THERE.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM.
WHAT?!
I THOUGHT YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT HOW YOU WERE ALLERGIC TO...
Red: ERIC!
IT'S BEEN A PERFECTLY NICE SUNDAY.
LET'S NOT SPOIL IT.
SWEETHEART, I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE TOO BIG A DEAL
ABOUT MY ALLERGY.
OH, NO, MA.
HE'S A KID. HE, UH...
HE OVERREACTS.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE CAR.
I JUST LOVE IT.
825, 826...
ERIC?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S 1 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
I'M JUST FINISHING UP SOME HOMEWORK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
OH, WELL, UM...
SNOW WHITE CAME DOWN TO GUN A STICK.
LOOK, MOM, I... I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SMOKE.
I KNOW, I KNOW. THIS IS MY LAST ONE, I PROMISE.
BY THE WAY, UM...
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH YOUR GRANDMA TODAY.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
MM-HMM.
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE AGAINST YOU, MOM?
WELL...
ABOUT 25 YEARS AGO, YOUR FATHER WAS DATING
THIS VERY ATTRACTIVE WELL-TO-DO WOMAN
THAT YOUR GRANDMA LIKED, AND, UM...
HE MARRIED ME INSTEAD.
AND SHE NEVER FORGAVE ME.
THAT BITCH.
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[LAWRENCE WELK BAND PLAYS ON TV]
NOW, WHO WAS THE LADY WITH THE COTTON CANDY DRESS?
THAT'S NORMA ZIMMER, THE CHAMPAGNE LADY.
SHE IS VERY TALENTED.
AND YOU SEE THOSE TWO DANCING?
THAT'S BOBBY AND CISSY. I LIKE HIS TIGHT PANTS.
UH, SHE'S A SLUT.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE,
BUT THE BAND LEADER'S VOICE WAS MUCH MORE MASCULINE.
AHORA, BOBBY AND CISSY CON EL GRANDE TANGO.
[CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS]
OOH! BUBBLES!
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